★★★★☆ Granny's story

Lords and Ladies

Terry Pratchett

Every Discworld novel (or, at least, every one I have yet read) begins with this claim:

INTRODUCING DISCWORLD… The Discworld novels can be read in any order, ...

Lords and Ladies is no exception. A few pages later, though, Sir Terry has inserted a contradictory Author's Note:

By and large, most Discworld books have stood by themselves, as complete books. It helps to have read them in some kind of order, but it’s not essential. This one is different. I can’t ignore the history of what has gone before...

Indeed, Lords and Ladies would be an incomplete and confusing story to the naïve reader who took seriously Pratchett's claim that the Discworld novels can be read in any order. You really need to know who Granny Weatherwax and Magrat Garlick are. (You could pick up everything you need to know about Nanny Ogg on the fly -- she's the comic relief.)

I was surprised to find that, more than anything else, Lords and Ladies is the story of Esmeralda Weatherwax, AKA Granny. It begins with a story of Esme Weatherwax as a youth. It ends by closing that story.

It is also, I was glad to find, a rather satisfying story of the much put-upon Magrat. I have for some time been harboring ill feeling towards Sir Terry for his unfair (as I see it) treatment of poor Magrat. She deserves better than this unremitting denigration. And she got it. I cheered at this little dialog

Nanny Ogg winked at Magrat.
‘You did well there, girl. Didn’t think you had it in you to survive an attack like that. It fairly had me widdling myself.’
‘I’ve had practice,’ said Magrat darkly.

Granny and Magrat are not, actually, the acknowledged subject of Lords and Ladies. It's ostensibly a story about elves. Indeed, the phrase "lords and ladies" is a euphemism for "elves," used to avoid speaking their name. The elves of the Discworld are wicked and terrifying. This, in fact, is in line with the old folkloric understanding of elves and fae. The German word for "nightmare," "Albtraum," literally means elf-dream. The fae were seen, not so much as wicked, as immensely powerful and utterly terrifying.

This is one of the best Discworld novels so far. It actually has a coherent, if complicated, plot, and several well-constructed characters, Granny and Magrat first among them. It's also very funny, and the footnotes, as always, are exquisite.

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