★★☆☆☆ Death and What Comes Next is the thing it mocks

Death and What Comes Next

Terry Pratchett

Death and What Comes Next is a short story (which you can read for free here) in Terry Pratchett's Discworld. It is a conversation between Death (a character well known to Discworld readers) and a recently deceased philosopher. The philosopher spews a lot of vapid sophistry in which he argues that he might NOT be dead -- the word quantum is involved. Death responds with equal vapidity. Death has the last word, because... Duh...

Usually, even in the worst Discworld production, you can rely on some Pratchett verbal fireworks to make it amusing. I am sorry to say that is not the case in Death and What Comes Next. It's a dead loss on all counts, except that it is only one page long, so it is but a small waste of time.

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