★☆☆☆☆ I've had enough

Fifty Shades of Grey

EL James

Here I'm breaking one of my rules: "Don't rate books you didn't finish." I have that rule because uninformed opinions are not valuable. I read this in the first place because of another general rule of mine: anything that a lot of people like is worth a look. I am not saying that everything popular is good, but once again, uninformed opinions are not valuable, so if you want to say something popular is trash, you should at least take a look at it.

Made it halfway through the first book, which was further than I expected to get, but it is a perversion of the process of reading, which ought to be a pleasure. The guy is a colossal jerk and the sex scenes are achingly tedious.

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