★★★★☆ Myrtle's Vacay

How to Get Away with Myrtle

Elizabeth C. Bunce

The title of How to Get Away with Myrtle, the second book in Elizabeth C. Bunce's Myrtle Hardcastle Mystery series, is, like all the titles in the series, a pun. The double entendre in this case involves two meanings of "get away": to take a vacation, and to escape punishment for a crime. Neither of these things actually happens. Myrtle's father, Arthur Hardcastle and aunt, Helena Hardcastle, in their unending yet futile quest to change Myrtle into something that vaguely resembles a normal 12-year-old Young Lady of Quality, have arranged for Myrtle and her governess, the estimable Miss Judson, to take a seaside holiday. Aunt Helena, who is reminiscent of Bertie Wooster's Aunt Agatha in her relentless disapproval of the younger sprout, alas, accompanies them. (Myrtle's father, in Paris for a criminology conference, does not appear.) The holiday is a package deal arranged with one Sir Quentin Ballingall, an old friend of Aunt Helena's, who runs an excursion company.

Aunt Helena, Miss Judson, Myrtle, and Sir Quentin board the train. Almost immediately Sir Quentin is challenged by Mrs Bloom, an investigator for Albion Casualty Insurance, who accuses Sir Quentin of breaching his contract with Albion, and insists on accompanying the excursion. Myrtle is immediately smitten with Mrs Bloom, a Real Investigator, which Myrtle herself hopes one day to become. Unfortunately, before Myrtle can get to know her, Mrs Bloom disappears during the train trip. On arrival in Fairhaven Myrtle has the shock of discovering Mrs Bloom's body in the baggage car stabbed in the back with a pair of shears.

Well, this kind of spoils the vacation vibe. Myrtle of course kicks into gear, attempting to investigate the murder, ineffectually restrained by Miss Judson, who thinks the investigation should be left to the competent authorities. Myrtle is having none of it, since the competent authorities are, in point of fact, not noticeably competent.

This was a lot of fun. I was pleased that, in addition to our old friend Miss Judson and frenemy Aunt Helena, Peony the cat (who appears to have adopted Myrtle) and the comical but startlingly competent law clerk Robert Blakeney, who continues to refer to Myrtle as Stephen, are among those present. Myrtle's story is sprinkled with Pratchettesque footnotes.

It's a lot of fun. I will continue with the series.

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